Posted by Jeroen op mei 3, 2007
Jack Bauer feiten, netjes op een rijtje: check ze hier.
Alvast een proeve:
Jack Bauer can get McDonald’s breakfast after 10:30.
When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.
Every mathematical inequality officially ends with “< Jack Bauer”.
Jack Bauers calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
Sun Tzu once wrote, “If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you’re fucking dead.”
When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Jack Bauer signal.
…and on the seventh day Jack Bauer said, “I’ll take it from here.”
After 7 minutes of interrogation at the hands of Jack Bauer, Tom Cruise admitted that he was gay.
Jack Bauer’s family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.
Don’t ever ask Jack Bauer what is going on. He’ll explain in the car.
Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a “knock knock” joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.
Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.